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ask-machiavelli:

Today is May 3, 2012, and that means it’s Niccolo Machiavelli’s 543 birthday!
Here are my personal favorite facts about Niccolo:
He had seven children and a foster son.
The letters he exchanged with friends were famously vulgar and they told him things like “I hope you shit blood forty thousand times,” and “you are a latrine cover.”
He could play the lute [according to Machiavelli e la Musica (Rivista italiana di musicologia)].
He was charged with heterosexual sodomy with the prostitute La Riccia (although the accusations were dropped).
He was supportive of his friends’ (Francesco Vettori, among others) relationships with other men; “He who is deemed wise during the day will never be considered crazy at night, and he who is esteemed a respectable man [uomo da, bene], and is worthy, whatever he does to lighten his heart and live happily renders him honor, not blame. Rather than being called a bugger or a whoremongerer, one says he is a man of broad interests, easygoing, and a good fellow.”
He was vulgar and hilarious: “To put it more clearly, given your puritanical disposition, if I— who handle and care about women— had chanced to enter the room, as soon as I had gotten the drift of the situation, I would have said, ‘Ambassador, you are going to be ill; I don’t think you’re allowing yourself any diversion; there aren’t any boys here, there aren’t any girls here; what kind of fucking house is this anyway?’”
Happy birthday Niccolo!

ask-machiavelli:

Today is May 3, 2012, and that means it’s Niccolo Machiavelli’s 543 birthday!

Here are my personal favorite facts about Niccolo:

  1. He had seven children and a foster son.
  2. The letters he exchanged with friends were famously vulgar and they told him things like “I hope you shit blood forty thousand times,” and “you are a latrine cover.”
  3. He could play the lute [according to Machiavelli e la Musica (Rivista italiana di musicologia)].
  4. He was charged with heterosexual sodomy with the prostitute La Riccia (although the accusations were dropped).
  5. He was supportive of his friends’ (Francesco Vettori, among others) relationships with other men; “He who is deemed wise during the day will never be considered crazy at night, and he who is esteemed a respectable man [uomo da, bene], and is worthy, whatever he does to lighten his heart and live happily renders him honor, not blame. Rather than being called a bugger or a whoremongerer, one says he is a man of broad interests, easygoing, and a good fellow.”
  6. He was vulgar and hilarious: “To put it more clearly, given your puritanical disposition, if I— who handle and care about women— had chanced to enter the room, as soon as I had gotten the drift of the situation, I would have said, ‘Ambassador, you are going to be ill; I don’t think you’re allowing yourself any diversion; there aren’t any boys here, there aren’t any girls here; what kind of fucking house is this anyway?’”

Happy birthday Niccolo!

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jambandit:

Happy Birthday Desmond~ xwx
I almost didn’t find this out if it weren’t for Owlie asking me so YAY FOR CAKE.

jambandit:

Happy Birthday Desmond~ xwx

I almost didn’t find this out if it weren’t for Owlie asking me so YAY FOR CAKE.

(via nyiro)


Birthday Post! 

three-times-eagle-vision:

 





Happy birthday to our fratellino,Dezmond! 

May he live a long and wholesome life.


(Source: four-times-eagle-vision, via roaminromans)



aphelionix:

For my favorite woobie assassin!

aphelionix:

For my favorite woobie assassin!

(via livingbythecreed)


alliekhaleesi wrote: "I feel like there should be a huge party for Desmond. Just as there was one for Altair a while back."

I COMPLETELY AGREE.

Go forth Assassins and celebrate Desmond’s birthday however you see fit! Expect random Desmond spams throughout the day from us! Party on!

<} Rafiq


Happy Birthday Desmond Miles! 

Born March 13, 1987, Desmond Miles turns 25 today! Within the AC timeline, that means that he’s still working at Bad Weather, so I think I have a good idea on how he’s celebrating…

Party responsibly, dear Desmond, and don’t do anything that you’ll regret, like apply for a motorcycle license or something.

<} Rafiq


The Bureau Leaders of the Tumblrhood HQ would like to wish Patricia (nyiro) a very happy birthday!

The Bureau Leaders of the Tumblrhood HQ would like to wish Patricia (nyiro) a very happy birthday!


tagged as: #happy birthday! #nyiro